Words and stuff.

Awkward Turtle - A hand gesture performed during awkward moments. Resembles a turtle having trouble walking.

Wrangle - To obtain money through fundraising. 

Centurary [sen - chu - rare - ree] - James's revised word for "Century". Scientists for centuries have been
trying to decipher what crazy thing made him come up with this idea. Josh just thinks "James is crazy!"

JHG [Jay Haych Jee] - An internationally known abbreviation for "Josh's Hand Gesture". It is achieved by turning
one's palm upwards and moving it to and fro. This is a gesture to help convey one's frustration or prove a point.

JAJ [ JAD-GE ] Yet another abbreviation, The extension being Josh-A-Jerk, Which pretty much explains itself.

JTAJ [Jay-Tadge] - A very popular abbreviation, standing for "James Tolson's A Jerk". This is true. Sort of.

JTNAJ [ Jay-Tee-Nadge ] Somewhat more popular abbrevation, standing for "James Tolson's NOT A Jerk".

JTNAJBRIAJ [jay - tee - nadge - bree - adge] - The most popular abbreviation so far. "James Tolson's Not A Jerk But Really Is A Jerk". Not internationally recognised.

Winkle Murder [Wink - il - mer - der] - Josh's mistaken name for the game "Murder Winks"

TAJ [ TAD-GE ] Tin A Jerk, Because He decided he would remove most of our entries to make this dictionary more 'professional'. Pffftt.

Classic! [Clahs-sick!] - Said in a high pitched voice, referring to when something of greatness or excitement happens.

Something! [ Sum-fing! ] - Also said in high pitched voice. It was decided that something was the opposite to classic but we couldnt figure out what, so we left it as Something!

QLM-42 [Que-El-Em-Forty-Two] - A computer part that Sus invented. The QLM-42 is an advanced Video card which is held in place by a metal bar fixed to a table top. The table comes with the QLM-42 package. The rest of the computer connects over the video card like a clamshell, connecting to the video card and covering it totally when closed. However the table which the card is fixed too is sat inside the computer, even the the table is somewhat bigger then the computer and the computer sits on table, simultaniously the computer is on the desk and the desk is inside the computer resulting in a paradox, but it saves space at least.

The Monster Hole [The-Mon-St-er-Whole] - A hole where monsters emerge from. Usually located in the kitchen.

EOF [ EE-OH-EF ] End Of File. The file is meant to end at the EOF, but unfortunetly for the reader of this document, I just dont stop talking.